Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
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Posted - 2011.05.20 04:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Ramadawn
Tired of being suidcide ganked in Jita?
Tired of being attacked by mission pirates?
Would you like to get one back?
I am going to start hunting griefer's and hunting them hard. I am going to do what ever is neccesary to make their lives a living hell.
I am looking for donations to help me in this cause and I am looking for like minded players to helping take out these pieces of garbage that wreck our game.
Please send all donations or offers of help to Ramadawn in game.
Dear Ramadawn,
After a period of consideration, the Society of Happily-Industrialized and Tolerant Players, which I represent, has allocated a sum of 14,878,537,998 ISK into a trust fund to fund your just and benevolent cause. The funds have been deposited into escrow with a trusted third party, and await your withdrawal. Before clearing you for the proper withdrawal procedures, the organization requires you to submit a Plan of Action technical paper (as well as any supporting statistical analysis including any other relevant information represented visually via charts, graphs, and plots), in which you outline the specific procedures and protocols that you and your team will employ to achieve your goals. You are also required to conduct a limited-scale trial run of your proposed operation in Dodixie, formally utilizing the scientific method, and submit the appropriate TPS reports.
After you complete these tasks, you will need to submit to me all appropriate paperwork in any format readable by Microsoft Office 97, along with a 150,000,000 ISK processing fee. The trust funds will become available for withdrawal at that time, limited to 25% of maximum trust balance per week (the maximum trust balance is capped at 30,000,000,000 ISK).
The organization and I look forward to working with you, and hope for a speedy resolution to all of the problems that griefing in EVE has caused. Please note that there is no time limit on this operation, and fund-raising will continue while you and your team deal with this externality.
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